4/11/04 Easter

Today is the day that Jesus comes out of his cave, and if he sees his shadow we have another 2 weeks of lent, so remember to clean the lent filter more often to ensure proper operation of the dryer. Jesus also turned 1 chicken into many little marshmallow ones to feed the romans, and that is why we have those little chicken marshmallow things, and if you are wondering why bunnies are laying eggs, it is because the 1 chicken he turned into tasty foamy goodness was the only female chicken left on the ark, so in order to have a use for the rooster he decided to mate it with a bunny, who lives in a basket that has polystyrene simulated grass instead of newspaper or cedar chips like the gerbils have. I spent this easter hunting for easter eggs, that were filled with fun things like fake tattoos and "growing organs" you know the kind that you put in water 48 hours before you need the transplant, I got a spare stomach that I am growing so I can eat twice as many orders of migas at Tamale Haus #2 tomorrow. I then went bowling, which of course simulates the rolling of the boulder in front of Jesus' cave to keep the hideous egg laying bunny in, but as you can tell it got out, and that is why we have easter.

C.D.

The Easter eggs courtesy of Rob and Ellie, Thank you!