12/21/03 Locked in The Bathroom

So to celebrate the holidays, my bathroom has decided to spew water all over the place and seep under the floor to attack electronic gizmos and guitars, so if any of you are wondering why I haven't posted more, the excuse I have is that I have been in the bathroom for the last 4 days, reacquiring dominance over the porcelain servants, by taking them out into the backyard and showing them whose boss, and then removing everything else in the bathroom including the walls. I hate being Obsessive compulsive, I half thought for a minute about dozing the whole house and starting over with nothing but concrete and sandbags, but i had no bulldozer.

C.D.