Over the last few years I have been obsessed with getting the most done with the least amount of effort, so symbols have been an interest, you can convey a lot more with the use of pictures than with text, even get around the language barrier, so here are some symbols developed by AIGA, with my interpretation of their meaning. YaY!

"I have my Umbrella and my gloves, but where the hell did I put my keys?"

"How many times have I told you, no wire hangers!"

"Ride Worm"

"Charlie Brown's shirt" or "Half of Q-Bert from behind"

"These three guys go both ways" or "Men don't know up from down"

"Strange bald shirtless midgets dancing"

"Use bidet to wash face" or "Smell ben-wa balls"

"Sit and wait" or "Watch clock till annoyed"

"What disgusting things have happened in this bed?" or "Dream of questions" or "Is your son asleep or is this a basketball and some dirty laundry?"

"You are about to get hit by a cab"

"You are about to hit by a bus"

"You are about to be hit by a cab and a bus"

"You are about to be hit by a boat"

"Lunar lander site, beware of Buzz Aldrin" or "you are about to be hit by lunar lander, or train"

"Need giant key ring" or "You need your keys to start this thing!"

"Use a saucer when drinking coffee, what do you think this is starbucks?"

"James Bond crossing"

"Smoke and give used books as gifts" or "What cars and buses look like after too many James Bond crossings"

"Pinky shears and rat tail comb area"

"Sever arm with meat cleaver service" or "Pay here for hooker"

"Official panty handler" or "Cop Barbeque" or "Your stuff is my stuff now, buddy"

"Cop reading smut" or "Undercover cop, (hiding behind magazine)"

"Get stressed out and edgy"

"Don't Pee here" or "This sign brought to you by some other letter than P"

"Horse in giant gerbil ball" or "dog in gerbil ball"

"Seltzer Water" or "Turkey sniffing bottle"

"Put ice in giant glass"

"Get your cane and start strutting"

"why the hell are you still looking at these, go out and do something, you don't want to end up like me do you?"