What is Onionspecific?

Onionspecific is a small company hell-bent on obscurity, from our humble beginnings where we only had a few computers and a dream, to where we are now, with a few computers and nightmares involving computers. Onionspecific really has no great goals, after seeing the rise of the Internet as a way of sharing information and communicating with anyone from Ohio to Iraq turn into a way for schmucks to sell pdf's of moped manuals so they can make a buck, to receiving "letters" from beautiful Russian ladies who would love to find an American man to marry who preferable has been using the new flavor of the week male enhancement pills that not only enlarge your shoe size but your capacity for fixing the faucet in the bathroom. It seems I have gone off on a tangent again, I apologize for this, so let me try again.

Onionspecific is great, we will make your life better, we will improve your gas mileage, we will render your shower sparkling clean, we will make you irresistible to the opposite of the ideal mate. We will keep you regular, we will rid your back yard of moles, grackles, crows, hippies, slugs, worms, mosquitoes, caterpillar, drugs, thugs, Russian brides, and any tech manual for 1980 Honda mopeds.*

* Onionspecific cannot be held responsible for anything implied on this website.