So, you think you want to e-mail us? Well to do so and receive a reply you must do these things as not to have your precious, and, I'm sure important e-mail thrown into my junk mail to live out the rest of its poor little existence as an unloved, under appreciated e-mail, with all the penis enlargement, refinance your house, dating service spam that ends up in my inbox.
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Subject heading must say;
Death to ye scarvy spam pirates
Feel free to copy and paste this.
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You mustn't expect a speedy reply, hell, I'll be late to my own funeral, and I don't think your e-mail could be as fun as that.
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Don't send any cute pictures, or movies, or animation, that you happen to think is funny, this means you Liz, who sent me an animation that was 7 megs while I was using extremely slow hotel dial up (26k was speedy in this hotel) that wouldn't even open on my Mac, Grrrrrr.
So all that in mind here is the link that probably wont even work.