Excuses for not posting more often

1. What do you mean? I have posted everyday, there must be something wrong with your computer. Did you change your TCP/IP settings or did you delete all of you IE cache?
If answer is no. you should have.
If answer is yes. You shouldn't have.

2. I was caught downloading Muzak versions of Kenny G tunes and they took away my internet privileges.

3. I would post more but I broke my return key and I can't get anything to happen without it.

4. I was recently declared a threat to homeland security due to the amount of giggles that are emitted during work hours instead of completing the company workload.

5. My battery keeps dying right in the middle of a filibuster post.

6. 3 words.... Drive, fucker, Drive. (actually that is only 2 words since one is used twice, it is a reference to a trip to Little Rock, everyone except for Ian had to drive the 10 hrs from Kerrville Tx to Little Rock Ak after a show as Ian slept and flew up to meet us, so we found a picture in a magazine of him, gave him a hitler mustache and a comb over with the caption "Drive Fuckers, Drive" and taped it onto the rearview mirror, so every-time we needed incentive to keep going we would look up and laugh.

7. Due to the lack of my sense of humour, I will only post when I am not spewing hate and disgust for all thing around me.

8. Ian broke all my fingers in response to all those posts about him not appreciating me enough. Thanks Karen.
Ian appreciates me, OWW, OWW O.K. O.K.
Ian REALLY appreciates me.

9. The helmet that I wear to keep my head from exploding has a scratched windscreen. see

10. After seeing the Passion I have decided to dedicate all my free time to the blood bank, cause a lot of blood was used in the making of that movie.