Where's my link man?
leeeeeeeeeeeeeeenk me!!!!!!!!!!

Alana W-D

Well, Alana Washer-Dryer combo,

I hope you you cleaned your lint filter, cause I have, after long and thoughtful deliberation, decided to give you your much desired leeeeeenk, so be sure to visit it when you get a chance, and see how your URL shines like bright stars in a desert night sky. But I do not know what the hell a "link man" is? Do you mean like the link between man and not so manly? or is it like a sausage thing? Cause in that case maybe you should hang out with Bryan "Short Shorts". Or maybe it is a man who builds chains, they call him The Link Man, LINK MAN. Or maybe its like a play on a last name of your new manly friend, maybe his name is like Carl Linkman, but you endearingly call him your (the word "your" being possessive) Link Man. Strange stuff there Washer-Dryer, maybe you should lay off the Wilco for a little bit.

C.D.