Chris,

I was wondering why Ian doesen't post on his site any longer, why don't you post more often?

Carol M.

Seattle WA

Well Carol M, M for Millenium Falcon,

Ian doesen't have time, you see, Ian has a wife and 2 kids, a couple of cars and maybe a dog, and a couple of cats and a fish, as of last I heard, and poeple that ask him dumb questions like, why don't you answer my questions, or why did you cut your hair, or why don't come over for some squash casserole, (yech) have more free time. I post fairly infrequently because of my sworn duty to obscure things like slide projectors, mopeds, junky keyboards, kittens called squeeky, sawdust, and all things Goodwill. So in other words, I plan on posting more, I just go through dry spells. So if you want someone who posts more, try checking out those stock numbers, those things are always changing, I should know, I watch my Pancho's All You Eat Mexican Food stock go down every day, I knew I should have bought into Taco Bell, but their food sucks. Did you know they boil their beef? When was the last time you had boiled beef? I bet it wasn't long enough. But at Pancho's you can eat all of the chille rejenos as you want, and if you want more, you raise the little flag and some server who gets paid less than the bag boy at your local supermarket on a slow day comes over and slops some more in front of you, man, that is entertainment. So in closing, Ian has decided that the connection between him and the internet world is one he can live without, just remember that next time you feel like eating boiled beef at the Goodwill with a guy in a blue sparkle helmet, yeah, that will learn you, silly Carol.

C.D.